Glasses Einstein
Einstein was never not do without his glasses .. And once went to a restaurant, and discovered that there is not his glasses with him.
When he came to him ((Maitre)) list of food to choose from and read what he wants, Einstein asked him to read his waiter apologized, saying: I am sorry, sir, I am ignorant of my mother like you!
When he came to him ((Maitre)) list of food to choose from and read what he wants, Einstein asked him to read his waiter apologized, saying: I am sorry, sir, I am ignorant of my mother like you!
Pride artist
One night, returned the world famous painter ((Picasso)) to his house with him and a friend found scattered furniture and drawers broken, and all indications are that the thieves broke into the house in the absence of the owner and stolen.
When the known ((Picasso)) What is the loot, he showed a narrow and intense anger ..
His friend asked him: ((Do you stole something important)) ..
Replied the artist: both .. Did not steal bedcovers ..
He returned friend asks in astonishment: ((So why are you angry?!)) ..
Answered ((Picasso)) is Bkipriaúh may feel hurt: It annoys me that these idiots did not steal anything from my paintings ..
Sincere reply!
A young writer went to the famous French novelist ((Alexander Dimas)) the author of his novel ((Three Musketeers)) and others, and offered him to cooperate together in writing a historical stories ..
In the case answered ((Dimas)) in derision and pride:
How can collaborate in a horse and a donkey cart in tow one?!
Immediately upon the young man: This is an insult, sir how you allow yourself to Tcefna I horse?!
In the case answered ((Dimas)) in derision and pride:
How can collaborate in a horse and a donkey cart in tow one?!
Immediately upon the young man: This is an insult, sir how you allow yourself to Tcefna I horse?!
Why did I marry him?
Asked English writer ((Agatha Christie)). Why do married men and one of the effects?
She said, for I have become ever more the larger the value of him!
She said, for I have become ever more the larger the value of him!
Bed for the guest!
The American writer ((Mark Twain)) fond of comfort so that it was practiced writing and reading as he slept in his bed, and was rarely out of his bedroom!
One day a journalist came to interview him, and when I told him that his wife said to her: ((Let him come)) ..... Is that the wife objected, saying: This is not appropriate ..... Do Stdah stand while you're asleep in bed?!
He replied ((Mark Twain)): You are right, this is not appropriate to ask the maid is his bed last!
One day a journalist came to interview him, and when I told him that his wife said to her: ((Let him come)) ..... Is that the wife objected, saying: This is not appropriate ..... Do Stdah stand while you're asleep in bed?!
He replied ((Mark Twain)): You are right, this is not appropriate to ask the maid is his bed last!
Abu Kama and his nephew
Provided to Abu Kama grammar nephew to him, he said to him: What did your father?
Said: Matt
He said what his illness?
He said, and threw his feet
He said: Say: feet ..
He said the tumor rose to his knees ..
He said: Say: knees ..
He said: Let me, my brother, my father's death, what most of the faces you this ..!
Said: Matt
He said what his illness?
He said, and threw his feet
He said: Say: feet ..
He said the tumor rose to his knees ..
He said: Say: knees ..
He said: Let me, my brother, my father's death, what most of the faces you this ..!
Part of
Stop me at the door of a poor grammar Vqrah said: from the door? ... He said: liquid ..
He said grammar: to go out .... Poor, but he also said: My name is Ahmad (the name of the Aanasrv as) ..
Grammar, he said to his servant: give a piece of Sibawayh ..
He said grammar: to go out .... Poor, but he also said: My name is Ahmad (the name of the Aanasrv as) ..
Grammar, he said to his servant: give a piece of Sibawayh ..
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